From David with Love...

Some of my favorite text messages from David:

DAVID: I'm in the waiting room at the hospital and a lady wants to know what time the Super Bowl starts.
Do you know?

ME: 6:30?

DAVID: Are you sure? Because she's old and she looks like she might just set the timer on the stove based on what I tell her.

ME: LOL yes

DAVID: Cool. Thanks! She's gone now but I'm sure that she and her cat will enjoy Sunday thanks to you.
Love you!

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DAVID: There are only Canadians down here right now. I thought it would be funny to tell people we were down here celebrating Canadian Easter if I knew they were American.

DAVID: This girl from Michigan was like "Oh ya that's right. Yours is a little earlier than ours. I forgot. It's Canadian Thanksgiving That's earlier." EASTER IS F*CKING EASTER EVERYWHERE DUMBASS!

ME: LOL..um you are wrong...Greek Easter doesn't always match ours....

DAVID: OK. I KNOW that...but...OK I can see how people might be confused but come on...CANADIAN EASTER?

ME: Its Florida

DAVID: LOL

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DAVID: We've decided that Qaddaffi is one ugly motherf*cker.

ME: I'm glad he's not Irish

DAVID: Oh yeah - Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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Our fascination with Peter Weller:

ME: So I Googled my name in images...why is Peter Weller showing up?

DAVID: I was going to ask where you found that. Is it just hanging out on the Interweb alone?

ME: It was one of my profile pics on FB..but Weller?

DAVID: We-ard!

DAVID: I think Peter Weller died 10 years ago and nobody told the casting director on "Dexter."

ME: LOL LOL

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DAVID: Jeff is SUCH a hypochondriac! I told him I think he has a version of Munchhausen's Syndrome and he got all excited. He called his mom and said "David thinks I might have Munchhausen's Syndrome!"
Like it was some new exotic disease he had caught.

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DAVID:  Oh by the way: Jeff is now addicted to Deli Thins. I told him whole grain is good for people with Munchhausen's. He'll probably get diarrhea from eating so many of them and then say it must not be helping him because the disease is advancing so quickly.

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DAVID: Jeff covered his pillows with the blankets when he went to work: I woke up 3 times after he left and thought he was still in bed. I talked to the pillows for 5 minutes when I woke up the last time before I realized that it wasn't him. So his pillows heard all about my dreams.

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ME:  I had a dream about Blockbusters...to make money it was half movies, half home decorations. They kept printing off the returns to see if they were making money.

DAVID: Well toward the end WASN'T Blockbuster at least a quarter home decoration: it seemed like the were selling more movie POSTERS than movies