Everybody Poops

As the promise of condo ownership looms I have some important decisions to make concerning the renovation of the bathroom. After 10 years with an original 1970's pink toilet, I'm ready for a change.

How does one choose a toilet?
Forget it I'm not really interested, what I really want to show you is the crazy ass toilets I found...

Finding Nemo
This toilet really accomplishes two things...the obvious and well a place to put your pets.
I wonder if when you jiggle the handle it feeds the fish?
I really feel like this might be the ninth circle of Hell for your goldfish.

Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
I could blow my whole bathroom budget on this beauty!
"Hey JayZ called, he wants his crapper back"
I wonder if my health plan covers "scratches inflicted by your diamond encrusted toilet."

The Stalker
This is one creepy toilet but I wonder if the eyes glow in the dark.

P.S. I don't recommend googling "crazy toilets" just my advice.