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Friday, November 26, 2010

The Essential Holiday Buying Guide 2010

Need the perfect gift for your special person in your life? There are some great choices this year!


1) What's a girl need to get through the year? Why it's the Hot Guys with Baby Animals calendar! Perfect for the gal (or guy) in your life.
Features include:
- Well this one is kind of self explanatory

*Does not include: Hot Girls with Baby Animals, sorry.

 2) Have an annoying boss or co-worker? You need the BULLSH*T button!

Features include:
- Instant smug gratification
- Shocked silence
*Does not include: Bullsh*t! in different languages...although we're working on it. We're getting really close to securing French.


3) Pooping Santa



Features include:
- Multicolored edible poop (never thought I'd ever write that)
- This Santa poops on command, can you say that of your dog or cat?
- Shocked silence

*Does not include: Reindeer...although we're working on it. That Rudolph is a self entitled jerk!



4) Hug Me Pillow



Features include:
- A disembodied arm to hold you tight
- Arm PJs made of flannel for extra warmth
*Does not include: Unfortunately arm does not do the dishes, take out trash, or change light bulbs but can be used to kill bugs.

More to come!

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