Anyone can Merch!

So since I ordered my new address labels from Vistaprint, (I opted for boring ones, no half naked werewolves, try not to be disappointed!) they sent me an email saying I earned a free T-shirt...so of course I designed this special one:



I had to improvise here-  it says "Or Else You might Get Chased by a Robot Named Johnny 5"

I really wanted to add "or old people trying to find a spaceship"
or
"Tom Selleck wanting you to hold a baby"
or
"Bobcat Goldthwait in police uniform"

We'll see...I'm actually too lazy to order it and pay $4 shipping but at least we know the possibilities are there...the dream is still alive.


Ten MORE Reasons Cloning should be allowed...

A list of of only 10 is not enough...plus there are so many other hot men that have come to my attention...

Sam Witwer


Usually I don't go for the pretty boys with the cleft chins but this guy is so hot! Of course he's playing yet another vampire (Being Human) but we won't hold that against him...ah what we'd like to hold against him..nevermind.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Chris Hemsworth
 
Holy Thor! This guy's "superhero" attributes speak for themselves. I'm Shallow and I don't care.

Joe Manganiello

Ah yeah...this is when you want a werewolf that's a bit closer to your age. And who can actually grow facial hair.

Martin Henderson

OK I can finally get behind the real McDreamy...so he's basically stuck in a TV show affectionately called "ER in the Jungle" he's still easy on the eyes... I can almost forget about Torque.

(Gratuitous water drenching shot included, he can water my lawn anytime!)

Leonardo Dicaprio

 I never jumped on the Titantic bandwagon (too soon?) and drooled over Leo... UNTIL he became a man which happened precisely the moment The Departed was released.

Alex O'Loughlin

What's the deal with me and guys named Alex? Once again I have a daily Google Alert set up on this man so you know my obsession is serious...what's also serious is the fact that this Australian man has a tramp stamp. He's foreign, it's OK. But oh how I love Tattoos on a man!

Matt Damon

I have to admit it wasn't till very recently that I finally realized Matt Damon is not only awesome but hot. He's always been a great actor and very versatile but he truly has something about him that should be replicated, hence he should be cloned.

Taylor Kitsch

Ok I admit it then, I kind of like pretty boys.



Daniel Craig

I'm kind of mad at myself for not including him on my first go round, I hope he can forgive me...












The Men of The Vampire Diaries (if only they could live forever)

Wow, and I thought the cast of True Blood had the hottest cast...


Ian Somerhalder







Paul Wesley



Matthew Davis





Original 10 chosen

Return to Sender...

Having just moved I decided that the 600 free return address labels I have from various charities with my old address won't cut it...spying an e-mail from Vistaprint I decided to check out what they have to offer...

When perusing the menu of designs I came across the category of "sensual" and of course curiosity got the better of me...

For the lover of the male form:

I imagine this might be a good way for a dude to come "out" - can you imagine Grandma getting this letter?
"What's that? Is that a mushroom? The creature from Predator?"




"Ah yes I'm looking for a naked lady with an elongated torso with butterfly wings coming out the back, you have it? Well sh*t, you all think of everything!"

  

  
From the "masculine" collection:



If you really want to freak Grandma out



You do have the option of making your own, with your own images...oh I had way too much fun with that feature...




I really might get this one



I'm pretty sure I'm not getting this one



Well whatever I choose it's been fun looking around at all the options...

 

Ode to 206 *sniff*

After spending the last 10 years in apartment 206 I feel I must pay tribute and say Goodbye to a dear friend!

The year is 2000...the decor is decidedly IKEA on the cheap:

*Bonus Where's Waldo question, can you spot the THREE boxes of tissues?

As the years went on I hosted many a "sleepover at Aunt Kate's" house with the little tykes that are now so grown up!

 

Movies on the big screen....my wall.

So the place is a little dated....

To go along with outdated apt...a REALLY old microwave from Larry:

The first time I used my new microwave to make popcorn (thanks Sara & Don!)
(Needless to say it was a bit more powerful than the 1970's one I had)

Look who got rid of the IKEA couch and chair?

Lucia makes the best out of the outdated kitchen:

                                     Rachel & Mehren (in front of the infamous TV cabinet)


Um I needed to include this pic for the background...

Tribute to Mandy...she spent many a night on my couch...she was as much a part of 206 as I was...

All in all 206 was very good to me! I shall miss you dear old apartment!

Top Ten Reasons Kate is "OK" with turning 35

- Finally feels "mature" (don't read the rest of this blog)

- Still the baby of the family while others enter their 40's (suck it!)

- Already has a tea cabinet full of old lady stuff.

- Feels good that Angelina Jolie is also 35...wait ... that doesn't make me feel good.

- Finally owns her own "home"

- You gotta get older, right?

-  Her toes still feel 25.

- 30's are the new 20's (oh what BS is that?)

- All her friends will/have turned 35 too...

And the number one reason Kate is OK with turning 35:

- She holds out hope she still might grow a couple more inches.

The Essential Holiday Buying Guide 2010

Need the perfect gift for your special person in your life? There are some great choices this year!

1) What's a girl need to get through the year? Why it's the Hot Guys with Baby Animals calendar! Perfect for the gal (or guy) in your life.

Features include:
- Well this one is kind of self explanatory

*Does not include: Hot Girls with Baby Animals, sorry.

 2) Have an annoying boss or co-worker? You need the BULLSH*T button!

Features include:
- Instant smug gratification
- Shocked silence
*Does not include: Bullsh*t! in different languages...although we're working on it. We're getting really close to securing French.

3) Pooping Santa

Features include:
- Multicolored edible poop (never thought I'd ever write that)
- This Santa poops on command, can you say that of your dog or cat?
- Shocked silence
*Does not include: Reindeer...although we're working on it. That Rudolph is a self entitled jerk!



4) Hug Me Pillow

Features include:
- A disembodied arm to hold you tight
- Arm PJs made of flannel for extra warmth
*Does not include: Unfortunately arm does not do the dishes, take out trash, or change light bulbs but can be used to kill bugs.

More to come!

Everybody Poops

As the promise of condo ownership looms I have some important decisions to make concerning the renovation of the bathroom. After 10 years with an original 1970's pink toilet, I'm ready for a change.

How does one choose a toilet?
Forget it I'm not really interested, what I really want to show you is the crazy ass toilets I found...

Finding Nemo
This toilet really accomplishes two things...the obvious and well a place to put your pets.
I wonder if when you jiggle the handle it feeds the fish?
I really feel like this might be the ninth circle of Hell for your goldfish.

Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
I could blow my whole bathroom budget on this beauty!
"Hey JayZ called, he wants his crapper back"
I wonder if my health plan covers "scratches inflicted by your diamond encrusted toilet."

The Stalker
This is one creepy toilet but I wonder if the eyes glow in the dark.

P.S. I don't recommend googling "crazy toilets" just my advice.

Top 10 Reasons I might be an 80 year old woman...and One reason I'm not (yet)

While cleaning out my apt I've had for 10 years I've come across some real gems that make me question the reality of saying, "I have an old lady living inside me"

Witness the Top Ten:

1. Water Goblets from the Crusade

2. Every woman in her 30's has a crystal decanter, right??

(*Sigh* I miss Talbot from TB)


















3. Nice! I'm gonna break this out the next time I serve gherkins.

4. A cookie jar...with expired medication in it.

5. Oh look TWO tiers for all my medications!

6. Why yes I DO have a Hummel and random teapot knicknacks...

 








7. Old Lamp with light up base...let the romance begin!

8. My art collection includes...

9. As a young lady you can never have too much crystal!

  





10. The crux of my list...the tea cabinet...nuff said

And ONE reason why I may not be an old lady...I have pictures of my "boyfriends" hanging on my door - straight up teenager style!

*Writer's note: though I have all this stuff most I can't part with - some of it is really cool...on another note while cleaning I did find an old purse with hard candies in it.