The Essential Holiday Buying Guide 2010

Need the perfect gift for your special person in your life? There are some great choices this year!

1) What's a girl need to get through the year? Why it's the Hot Guys with Baby Animals calendar! Perfect for the gal (or guy) in your life.

Features include:
- Well this one is kind of self explanatory

*Does not include: Hot Girls with Baby Animals, sorry.

 2) Have an annoying boss or co-worker? You need the BULLSH*T button!

Features include:
- Instant smug gratification
- Shocked silence
*Does not include: Bullsh*t! in different languages...although we're working on it. We're getting really close to securing French.

3) Pooping Santa

Features include:
- Multicolored edible poop (never thought I'd ever write that)
- This Santa poops on command, can you say that of your dog or cat?
- Shocked silence
*Does not include: Reindeer...although we're working on it. That Rudolph is a self entitled jerk!



4) Hug Me Pillow

Features include:
- A disembodied arm to hold you tight
- Arm PJs made of flannel for extra warmth
*Does not include: Unfortunately arm does not do the dishes, take out trash, or change light bulbs but can be used to kill bugs.

More to come!

Everybody Poops

As the promise of condo ownership looms I have some important decisions to make concerning the renovation of the bathroom. After 10 years with an original 1970's pink toilet, I'm ready for a change.

How does one choose a toilet?
Forget it I'm not really interested, what I really want to show you is the crazy ass toilets I found...

Finding Nemo
This toilet really accomplishes two things...the obvious and well a place to put your pets.
I wonder if when you jiggle the handle it feeds the fish?
I really feel like this might be the ninth circle of Hell for your goldfish.

Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
I could blow my whole bathroom budget on this beauty!
"Hey JayZ called, he wants his crapper back"
I wonder if my health plan covers "scratches inflicted by your diamond encrusted toilet."

The Stalker
This is one creepy toilet but I wonder if the eyes glow in the dark.

P.S. I don't recommend googling "crazy toilets" just my advice.