Anyone can Merch!

So since I ordered my new address labels from Vistaprint, (I opted for boring ones, no half naked werewolves, try not to be disappointed!) they sent me an email saying I earned a free T-shirt...so of course I designed this special one:



I had to improvise here-  it says "Or Else You might Get Chased by a Robot Named Johnny 5"

I really wanted to add "or old people trying to find a spaceship"
or
"Tom Selleck wanting you to hold a baby"
or
"Bobcat Goldthwait in police uniform"

We'll see...I'm actually too lazy to order it and pay $4 shipping but at least we know the possibilities are there...the dream is still alive.